BURNIE is not your coach.
Your personal menace.
BURNIE tracks your workouts, counts your streaks, and roasts you when your effort is embarrassing.
STREAK 0
Your consistency, graded monthly. Active days. Missed days. No excuses.
Brutally honest streaks
Miss a day? BURNIE notices. Miss many? BURNIE remembers.
Effort logging (not workouts)
No programs. No routines. Just log what you did.
Daily nagging
Choose when BURNIE reminds you you’ve done nothing today.
This is what BURNIE sees.
ACTIVE DAYS
0
MISSED DAYS
31
BURN GRADE
F
This app is not for everyone.
- Need accountability, not inspiration
- Laugh at getting called out
- Are done lying to themselves
If you want encouragement, download something nicer.
Ready to be judged?
No subscriptions. No ads. Just judgment.